Have the folks over at Burger King lost their freakin’ minds? A meat-scented body spray. Seriously? I’m hoping this one’s a joke.
For just $3.99, you can “Behold the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”
Sounds like something your dog might want to sniff. I’d love to have the inside dirt on how much it cost for this eighteen car pileup on the marketing superhighway. This does nothing to build brand credibility. It erodes it. That’s about all I care to say.

Tom is in high demand as a 
